5.09.2011

Bates Seat...

Just has a ring to it.
This off course is not a Bates seat but is, in fact a Haifley Brothers Bates style solo seat.
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Well it's time to do a little spring cleaning around the Haifley Brothers camp.
We appreciate all of our great customers and all the folks that follow us here in the world of the interwebs
and we wanted to say thanks.
What you see here is our very LAST 1" Bates style pleated leather solo seat with a nickel pan.
Yes, ever since we started to offer our comfy cushions with chrome pans the call for nickel has dropped.
So we decided what better way to find this little guy a home than to GIVE it away to one of you lovely people.

Here's the Deal
To enter is simple, to win is ridiculously simple.
Starting at Midnight tonight, May 9th until Midnight Monday May 30th (Memorial Day)
Just leave us a comment on this post.
That's it...


Now to keep things entertaining and fun for everyone let's say the comments can be a poem,
a joke, a haiku, favorite phrase, or anecdote etc...

On Tuesday May 31st we will write down the Name of each person that left a comment on equally sized bits of paper, put them in a hat or bucket and draw the winner. 
That simple. 

We will then post a video of the winner being drawn, announce the name and wait for an email from the winner. If the seat is not claimed by Thursday June 2nd we will draw again.

There ya have it, tell your friends, spread the word.
This baby is FREE! And it could be yours.
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One entry per person please...


Good Luck Everybody!

260 comments:

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pyhimys said...

Whoa. Throw my name in the hat please.

Anonymous said...

See all ere all say nowt,
sup all drink all py nowt, an if tha ever does owt for nowt,
all ways do it for thisen.

yorkshire mans motto.

gaulty

special'79 said...

What's the most dangerous part on a motorcycle?

The nut that connects the seat to the handlebars.



Thanks folks, I'll be here all week.
Jay

Scott in MA said...

Mt flatty desperately needs that seat to feel like a real motorcycle. We both thank you.

Dave K said...

That would look perfect on my current project. Pick me me me

Kevin "TEACH" Baas said...

KNUCKLEHEADS FOREVER!

Derby said...

Seat, yes please.

Hyde said...

Period correct is giving me cramps!!

N. Axe said...

I hate going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

Jabber said...

I need this!

dave herr said...

will the jedi mid trick work?

"you want to send me this seat"

Colby Lowry said...

Got the p-pad need the seat!!!

Noot said...

Winning this seat, Would be so neat
Everywhere I'd go, I'll tell 'em so

Ben Claasen said...

"...If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew, to serve your turn long after they are gone, and so hold on till there is nothing in you, except the will that says to them "hold on!"..."

Hotsos said...

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, "My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!". The cat says, "I don't think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter." The penis outraged, says "At least your master doesn't put a bag over your head and make you do push ups until you throw up!"

Unknown said...

A farmer goes in half with a friend to buy a bull so he can increase his stock. A couple of weeks later the friend comes by to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that the bull just eats grass and won't look at the cows. His friend suggests that a veterinarian have a look at the bull. The following week his friend returns to see if the vet helped. The farmer looks delighted: "The bull has taken care of all my cows, broke through the fence, and has even serviced all my neighbor's cows! "Wow," says his friend, "what did the vet do to that bull?" "Just gave him some pills'" said the farmer. "What kind of pills?" asked his friend. "I don't know, but they sort of taste like peppermint."

"Mother" said...

i was just trying to use the "toilet " and get some bus change ...uhh think iam in the wrong place "

Nicole721 said...

Mr. Homeless Man,
Unless you take debit cards
You're shit out of luck.

Anonymous said...

pls, got just the spot for this seat... thx.

rovar_demon@yahoo.com

VonSontag said...

send me the seat and i'll send you my wife (and a couple of her sisters too)

El Jeffe said...

Why were you born so beautiful? Why were you born at all? You're no bloody good to anyone. You're no bloody good at all!

Dave said...

I can't wait to put this on my schwinn.

Unknown said...

wow you guys make really classy seats.

one day a man gets pulled over at the base of a bridge by a cop running radar.

the officer asks the man why exactly he was speeding.

the man pulled over advises that he is late to work.

the officer asks the man what he does.

the man replies i am a rectal stretcher.

The cop asks what a rectal stretcher is.

Someone comes to me and at first i put a finger into their rectum. I stretch and strecth until i can get a whole hand into the rectum. I then stretch again until I can get a tool into the rectum. Once the tool is in place I stretch again until the rectum is approximately six feet.

The cops asks why exactly anyone would want a six foot asshole.

The man states so then they can be placed at the base of a bridge to run radar and pull people over.

theoldepro said...

this seat would look really good on my shovelhead's frame. that's it. it probably won't look great on somebody else's bike here. but on mine, great. got it?

Eric said...

Warrior in need of new seat. Willing to dispatch "undesirables" if needed.

Jake "CREEP" Crawley said...

Did you hear about the circus fire?..........It was in-tents ah ha whoo ha heep jeep.
How about the courderoy pillow? It's making headlines.
goddamn I crack myself up!! There ain't nothin like a good ol' knee slapper.
I've been customizing my little sporty the last few years and little by little it's turning into MY BIKE!!!Could use the seat.Thanks See you at born free 3 amigos.

About This said...

Sugar in the bowl, coffee in the cup, poke her in the butt...you wont knock her up!

KandyShop said...

im feeling lucky here.. thanks guys

michael said...

“What goes through your mind during a crash?" - BBC
“Your arse, if you’re going fast enough.” - Barry Sheene


hook me up!

MWeishaar said...

A guy stumbles into his bedroom in the middle of the night and flips on the light.

"Hey, what the hell!?" his wife yells.

The guy's standing there obviously drunk and he's got a duck under his arm. "This is the pig I've been fucking!" he slurrs.

His wife says "You're drunk you idiot, that's not a pig it's a duck!"

The guy eyballs her and says "I wasn't TALKING to YOU!"

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A guy has his buddies over and they are out in the garage, wrenching, drinking a few beers. A funeral procession drives by. The guy stands up, bows his head, and is silent until the procession passes. He then goes back to what he was doing. "Wow" one of his buddies says "I never knew you were so sensitive"

"Well" the guy says "we were married for about 12 years, so I figured I owed her that much."

RAT PIT said...

Did you say free seat?

brian said...

Go ninja GO!

Unknown said...

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"

PS. the seats you guys are making rule!!!!

Veck

SDJose said...

I train for toughness even when I sleep. I snore and my wife hits me with some devastating kidney punches. That's why they call me the little Iron Lion.

Unknown said...

a grasshopper hops into a bar and the beertender says "hey, did you know there is a drink named after you"? the grasshopper says "really...there is a drink called a Murry"?

allcoamex said...

"I rather die standing, than live on my knees" Emiliano Zapata. This seat is neat, and it would look good on my 56. FGH

No Composure Will said...

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?


A fuckin stick!

T. said...

sitting on my fender is chafing my nuts. I need a seat damn it.

DJ said...

Wow, people must sure like the work you fellers put out. Except that crazy fucker that looks like Willie Nelson. I don't know about that guy.

Shoprag said...

That would look great on my Panhead, great work tho man

jbwiking said...

I left my comment before midnight!
I want it!
**johan

Unknown said...

Sweet.. I'm in

Ridge Runner said...

That seat,sure would be sweet...
The one I have, is old and beat!

kustomeyes said...

Blumpkin

TAM said...

Bitchin seat. Would love to put it on my bike I'm going to build. Check out our website...Blacksheep Misfits

HALFDEAD said...

MY BIKE WOULD LOVE IT AND MY REAR WOULD LOVE IT EVEN MORE HAHA!

Mudrat Mark said...

You made me a seat
But I would like to have more
This is a haiku

Out to get me said...

let me paint a picture in your mind. dark new zealand bar. tea pots fill with liquor. right hander on the way to the bathroom to discover the cigarette machine ahead has gigantic picture of freddy mercury on it doin the best high kick ever photographed by a single human-bein with giant letters spelling out "FAG MACHINE" on the front. i never laughed so hard but i never made it to the bathroom either. its 50.50.

fake bate me buddy!
love khyle

Milo said...

There was an old man from Jamaica,
Who wiped his bum on brown paper,
The paper was thin,
His finger slipped in,
That dirty old man from Jamaica.

23bricks said...

why are pirates called pirates?

cos they AAAAARRRGHHH.

Anonymous said...

First off, You guys will end up needing probably a 50 gallon drum for the pulling of the names.

I dont need the seat. I have a cheap ebay one.....and its exactly that, cheap. It does the job though.

You guys have any stickers?

kzcafe said...

I would love to but this on my "new to me" panhead.

cactusspines said...

Will it work on my GuitarDickSickle?

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/motorcycles.jpg

MrFuckingBrandon said...

So I'm sitting there staring at her tits and I know she's got a penis, but its not like I wouldn't try to poon her in the ass anyway..what?! I lost my self respect years ago...I don't need any from you.

kiakarimi said...

I never win anything.

BullDog said...

A biker arrived at his bro's house to get ready for the big run that weekend. His thoughts were on the run as he walked up to the porch, he couldn't help but notice the hugh dog sitting next to the door.

When his bro answered the door he asked, "is that your dog?"

"Yea, I got him for the ol lady", was the response.

"No kidding. I always kept my mouth shut bout your ol lady but, I gotta say, nice trade"

Anonymous said...

f-r-e-e that spells free!

Dusty said...

Local bar skank asks a guy if he wants to go back to her place for some kinky sex. Of course he says yes. They get to her place and she tells him to wait while she slips into something more comfortable A few minutes later she returns in a full tilt dominatrix outfit, thigh high boots, leather corset, whip the whole 9 yards. He hops up off the couch and says "See ya later"! She says "I thought we were gonna have some kinky sex" He says "Well I already shit in your purse an fucked your dog so I'm good to go!".

Big "D" said...

A redhead and a blonde were sitting topless on the beach.
The redhead says to the blonde " I slept with a "Brazilian"
to which the blonde replied : "OMG".. How many is a brazilian?"

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