Bates Seat...

Just has a ring to it.
This off course is not a Bates seat but is, in fact a Haifley Brothers Bates style solo seat.
Well it's time to do a little spring cleaning around the Haifley Brothers camp.
We appreciate all of our great customers and all the folks that follow us here in the world of the interwebs
and we wanted to say thanks.
What you see here is our very LAST 1" Bates style pleated leather solo seat with a nickel pan.
Yes, ever since we started to offer our comfy cushions with chrome pans the call for nickel has dropped.
So we decided what better way to find this little guy a home than to GIVE it away to one of you lovely people.

Here's the Deal
To enter is simple, to win is ridiculously simple.
Starting at Midnight tonight, May 9th until Midnight Monday May 30th (Memorial Day)
Just leave us a comment on this post.
That's it...

Now to keep things entertaining and fun for everyone let's say the comments can be a poem,
a joke, a haiku, favorite phrase, or anecdote etc...

On Tuesday May 31st we will write down the Name of each person that left a comment on equally sized bits of paper, put them in a hat or bucket and draw the winner. 
That simple. 

We will then post a video of the winner being drawn, announce the name and wait for an email from the winner. If the seat is not claimed by Thursday June 2nd we will draw again.

There ya have it, tell your friends, spread the word.
This baby is FREE! And it could be yours.
One entry per person please...

Good Luck Everybody!


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"LOUIE" said...

Teacher asks girl, "What comes after 69?"
Girl replies, "You rinse out your mouth and wash off your face!"

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because the teacher told her to go do an "essay

A state trooper pulls over a blonde on a lonely back road and says, "Ma'am, is there a reason why you're weaving all over the road?"

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. So, I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. Then, I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

The officer reached through the side window to the rear view mirror, and explained, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."

miah said...

i dont have a jokes right now but a free seat would be realy nice

Jahluv said...

Throw my name in the hat!!!

Here's a link to my girl Gisele's red beans and rice recipe...


jbwiking said...

I like nickel better than crome!

"Some people come here to sit and think.
Some people come here to shit and stink.
Some people come here to play with there balls.
I just came here to write on the walls."


TwistyMcFisty said...

Does this seat help prevent hemorrhoid flare up? I hope so. My ass hurts.

arlo said...
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arlo said...

ooooooh i want it!


hello from switzerland

pockets said...

me me me me me

wizard said...

gimme gimme gimme the seat. that would be neat neat neat. please. pretty please.

Mark said...

"What's the difference between jelly and jam?"
I told her
"I can't jelly my cock down your throat!"


JBMFT said...


luke said...

and then he was like "hey i thouhgt i told you"

and then i was like "yeah whateva"

Phil said...
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Morganne said...

some motorcycles have big seats,
some motorcycles have small,
some people have none,
some want them all!
but, I only want this one,
so my name I hope you draw!

matt said...

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.

Phil said...

haifley brothers rule!

Simon said...

never try to kill yourself with duct tape! you end up lookin like violet borigaurd from willy wonka!

Mark said...

I asked Suzie to use handsome in a sentence. She responded with "if I'm going down on Timmy for too long and my jaw gets tired I have to stop and use my handsome "


Morganne said...

ah crap, I left my comment before midnight!

why don't chickens wear pants? because their peckers are on their heads!


The Black Bra
I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20 years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went....
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The Mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a Raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, But he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said....

"What's for Dinner, Batman?"

scrapmetalart said...

That would be a great seat to have. Thanks

Jaren said...

i have herpes!

Andy said...

I held one of those in my hands and miss it, that's why I need to win!

Haifley Bros. said...

Diggin all the comments everyone. Keep 'em coming!

The_Hard_Ride said...

With dope theres hope! if no one else wants it, i'll take the dam seat.

Anonymous said...

Hey Doug and Kelly!
Guess Who I am?
I am a fuckin' Japanese.
Still survive man.

We have been difficult time since the fuckin' crazy earthquake and tusnami. Now we are faced nuclear power plant problem...

But keep ride as long as I am alive in this world.

Alive and Kickin'

Two Wheeled Motion said...

What's the difference between a priest and a zit?

A zit waits until you're 12 to come on your face.

beeza66 said...

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

El Hueso said...

I dig what you guys do. Keep at it.

Kwintronic said...

Why do the ladies love Jesus?
Cuz he was hung like this. *hold arms out*

I'm going to hell for that one...hopefully the seat will make it a nicer ride.

its all gonna burn said...

i'm comment 31
i might be slow
but i'm not dumb
i said, dumb i ain't
winning this seat wouldn't be great news for my taint

Mark said...

So Jack gets sent to jail for his first time. He doesn't know what to expect, but of course, he gets bunked with the biggest, sweatiest guy in the cell block. My names Bubba, says the big guy, and I'll give you a choice. You can be the husband or the wife so take your pick. Amazed at his luck Jack says confidently, "Well then, I'll be the husband"
Smiling with his big toothless grin Bubba says "Ok, now that its settled why don't you get over here and suck your wifes dick!"

bassuppercut said...


Anonymous said...

If you pick my name here is exactly what I would like done..

First, throw a big BBQ party
Second, put the seat on the ground outside behind a bush.
Third, tell everyone to Pee on it all day.
Forth, leave the seat in the sun and weather for at least a month or two.
Fifth, take some sand paper and fuck it up some more.
Six, find some young hipster looking dude, sleeve tatts etc. photograph him with the seat, a Sinner is perfect.
Finally, put the seat on ebay market only to Japan and ask 4k for it. Send all proceeds to flood relief in Mississippi.


Craig said...


Ian said...

Flail against the specter of mediocrity

rider_666 said...

Yes please
Lords Of Loud

sash said...

I've never been into sticks and stones,
I live fast to break some bones

Doug Rock said...

Thanks for bringing back the old quality and American made pride. Keep up the awesome work!

Anonymous said...

I want that seat!

Scott said...

Black Testicles

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body.'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around and around gently.

Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, 'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.....
'A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?

antiwork said...


antiwork said...


Moto Panic said...

If you pull my name can I have the white fur with the seat. I bet it would feel real nice...uhh, nevermind, if I don't win, will you please let Cro win because his idea kicks as much ass your seats do.

Daniel Edward said...

shooby doobie.

antihero1972 said...

I like beer I like beer a lot
so show me what you got!

Anonymous said...

There's an ass for every seat.
I'm an ass that needs a seat.
That has to be my seat.
My name is not Pete.

Franz and Grubb Engine said...

Already had people in the shop talking about how good your seats are. It's good to see people making dreams real.

TonyVato said...

Today - by The Southern Death Cult

The wind up on the plain
Like the sound of falling rain
It's always been this way
Their taking it away today

The concretes all around
While the concretes thrown around
They put it there today
Their killing us today, today

And now we altercate
In the shithole that they made

And now we altercate
In the shithole that they made
Shithole that they made
Shithole that they made
Shithole that they made

They made
They made

Shithole that they made

They made
They made
They made

Words & music by Astbury, Burroghs, Jepson, & Quireshi

Nick Vacirca said...

Me like free seat!

GGS said...

Keep your knees in the breeze.

That seat would look great on my Shovel project.

Marius Mellebye said...

Please be seated..

Bastard Rob said...

me me me me me!

Unknown said...

How do you walk a cat? Don't take your dick out of it's ass when you leave the house of course!'

buscemi said...

the riddle of steel. oh you know of it? steel is strong, but flesh is stronger. what is steel compared to the hand that wields it?

Dan said...

those are pretty stellar seats!

Vassago said...

I need a seat

Vintagewes said...

A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is the bar tender here?"

get it?

Anonymous said...

that seat rules

Chops Of The Dead said...

That's one super sweet solo seat! (See, I made it rhyme)


when your in a situation where you have to bunk with another dude always remember the rule !! POLE TO POLE OR HOLE TO HOLE NEVER POLE TO HOLE !

Azna said...

The only thing i need is luck.....

79rigid said...

How many Irish men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

F**k it.We'll drink in the dark.

Unknown said...


Anonymous said...

What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and O. J. Simpson?

Christopher Reeves got the electric chair ... and OJ walked!

R.I.P. Superman

sean said...

for your viewing pleasure:


Bates me.


Down with dope...up with hope?

Motorradfahrer said...

A new seat would be neat!

Unknown said...

I don't have any jokes or anything. But, that is one hell of a nice seat. It'd look great on my CB project.

Ryan said...

Two Irish guys walk out of a bar. It could happen.

mike47 said...

Kelly,How many shots of Pelgroso Tequila does it take to make you superman on the ground?

sin said...

That'll add some value to my Honda.

Unknown said...

Thats pretty kool love the seat.
Please draw my name that would be sweet.

atomspeed said...

I think this seat look´s perfect on my Shovel!!!!!!!!

Lars O said...


MAD750 said...


Did I win?!?!!

jj said...

Any man can piss on the floor but it takes a real man to piss on the dishes.

joris jarsky

ok kyle said...

Unicorns and glitter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mad River Motor Company said...

Order some golf shoes or we'll never get out of this place alive.
Can't you see these lizards, they have claws on their feet

Twowheelsforever said...

Summer calls to me
Come ride your motorcycle
Live without your cage

Unknown said...

If I should win it will go on my wife's Sporster. she needs to lose the two seater.

Benny Basics said...

˙˙˙dn sı ǝpıs ɹǝqqnɹ ǝɥʇ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

Greetings from the other side!

Steve lee said...

Ok you're on a motorcycle with a giraffe running next to you and you're being chased by a lion what do you do?...

... Get your drunk ass off the marry go round and go home..

Could really use this for my poor boy chop this winter.

Joshua said...

Sweet seat!

2chop9 said...

I need me a hairfly seat, man these beer are good.

Dan said...

Pic me or I will break your nose!

T0MCAT said...


Asa said...

A Catholic priest, a Rabbi, and a biker walk into the bar. The bartender says "What the fuck is this, some kind of joke?"


Count me in. Your seats rock.

GABRI3RIDE said...

I need a new seat

Leif said...

Pocket nachos, whiskey, a new seat all things I want

Ryan/McFonz said...

I like turtles.

kevinhog@aol.com said...

This seat is mine, will put it on my Knuckle that I pick up at Born Free.

Bobbers*punks* -heavy metal said...

A shimmy is a dance move in which the body is held still, except for the shoulders

Internet1%er said...

Activate, form of CHOPPER FAGGOT!!!

Gotta Go Joe said...

I never win anything.

One Speed: FAST said...

If I win this seat,
It will go on my Chopper,
My ass will be glad.

Massic Effect said...

I'm down with this

Eazyluvin said...

I'm not fucking stupid, but I used to.

grif0092 said...

In the world of the motorcycle seat
The craft of Brothers Haifley Can't be beat
And here I disseminate my writ
to display my wit
and obtain the fine labors of the House of Haifley
as to drink without cost from industrious tit.

matt said...

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.

Scott Rice said...

What do you call a boob without a nipple?
A Milkdud

Wiseman said...

There are two types of men who where ear rings. Faggets and pirates .... and i dont see any F***ing pirates around here!!

baz !!! said...

hash to hash dust to dust is the speed don't get ya the acid must, life's a bitch so fuck the world and let's go RIDE !!!

damion saunders said...

Jaren has the herps

I_am_10_ninjas said...

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

tjtevlin said...

That seat will look great on my moped!!!

Americana Speed Shop said...

RSVP Yes! That seat will look great on my bike!

Watasha said...

all I saw was "pocket Nachos" I hope that dude wins

JohnnyWarren said...


Mario13 said...

I need that seat

wantedintexas said...

surfing internet,
so very bored, so painful.
see seat. erection.

Paul said...

my ass needs a fancy seat!

Festers Garage said...

Your daddy must of been a pistol cos your a son of a gun.

Jonny Pockets said...

There once was a man from Nantucket; took a look at that seat, exclaimed, "So pretty, I'd fuck it."

kando said...

I never remember any jokes. Still need a good seat though!

AttilaHOD said...

There once was a guy named Mike
Saw the seat and said "Me Like"
So he took his chances
And if his luck advances
He'll get to bolt that thing on to his bike.
And it'll be a good thing too since the one he has is Fucked!

Peter Angus Medlock said...

If you use your imagination, and look at all the pics of the seats right side up, they sorta look like Polar Bear nose's... Just sayin, I want one, even if its off the face of a Artic Animal.

Roger said...

Why did Helen Keller crash her car?

She's a woman.

Throw my name in the hat please.
Thanks, Roger

Joey4420 said...

Who wants chrome... ? I do my best to remove as much as I can off my bike.

Seat = a better ride on my 1960 Triumph chopper. Can't wait to mount it up :)

LucysGarage said...

nice id love 1.

WagFab = Wagner Fabrications said...

Would make an awesome addition to my wife new bike!

akvamme said...


Pastime Customs said...

drop your cock and grab your socks it's nickel plated stock and ready to rock!

Dan Conroy said...

Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have sh*tty time.

Daniel Edward said...

flippin' blogspot.

Canada Rob said...

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
My bike would look sick
with a seat made by you!

thanks man

Wes said...


Jeff Jolly said...

Me please

Anselmo A. Peretto said...

This seat is for me
Let me ride to feel
I'm biker you can see
Haifley Bros in Brazil!

Sean said...

A cop pulls a biker over:
"Hello officer" said the biker.
"Young man did you see that stop sign?" asked the cop.
Yup, but I didn't see you!

Hector Levario said...

True Story:
I get pulled over on the pacific coast highway one day in my 91 5.0 mustang.
cop: you know why I pulled you over?
me: I'm assuming speeding?
cop: yeah, you know how fast you were going?
me: not fast enough?
cop: (laughs) compliments me on my car and writes the ticket.
end story/ wish he would have let me off for making him laugh, didnt happen :/, i hope this cracked a grin and it gets me a seat i desperately need for my sporty. Thanks guys!

Martin Schneider said...

Scenes from my movie:

"I'm as Amish as you are Caleb, but if we don;t sink that submarine, there won't be a Pennsylvania to go home to..."

icyuod said...

a freebie hot damn i'm in.....

my boy worked at a gas station late nites and we'd stop in to burn one down....one night a state troopers cop car was in for repairs.....me in the drivers seat my boy shotgun and a doucher in the back, smoked the best joint ever! the view was amazing!...ha!!

Haifley Bros. RULE!

Rogerio Duarte do Pateo said...

Nice!...I like it!

Anonymous said...

Be the first guys to ever make my ass happy

TuffCustomer said...

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?


zscottsmith said...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm building a shorty hardtail and need a new seat. Much obliged!

Unknown said...


Magickman said...

Hey, Nice products! Would not have known about them w/o Biltwell. Will consider for my next build!

Anonymous said...

' to overcome adversity is to experience the full delight of existance '

diggin' the zen thing here.


Anonymous said...

' to overcome adversity is to experience the full delight of existance '

diggin' the zen thing here.


Anonymous said...

A short story long:

I went to MIchigan recently partly for a booty call, but mostly because I got an anonymous tip that a 90+ year old man had a collection of old school scoots in his warehouse somewhere near Hell. So I went to find him, which was harder than I thought it would be. I found a buddy of the ol' guy (also an ol' guy) who had a collection of Hudson's, Tucker's, and some other sexy old cages sitting around. He gave me the phone number I needed to complete my mission. On my way out of his shop, he took me aside, and very in a very serious tone, told me this seemingly true story:

Two motorcyclists were headed out west on 96 towards Lake Michigan. Just outside of Grand Rapids, they came across this young gal just standing there on the median in the middle of the highway, looking nervous as hell. The boys stopped their bikes near the gal and one of them asked, "what are you doing standin' there girl, you losin' yer mind, or something? You're gonna get killed!"
"I'm gonna kill myself," she cried.
"Kill yourself? Well now, that does NOT seem like a good idea for such a sweet, young, beautiful thing as yourself. Now, why don't you come on down here, give me a kiss, and I'll take you for a nice motorcycle ride?"

Instantly the girl perked up, she jumped down from the median and planted the biggest, juiciest kiss directly on the bikers mouth before she threw her leg over the back of his bike and took a seat.

The man was taken aback, even though he asked for it, he hardly expected such a passionate response.
"This one is in the bag," he thought to himself. She settled herself in, snugly pressing herself against him. They were ready to roll.

"Why would you wanna kill your fine self anyway, love?"

"Well," she explained, "I have nothing anymore: no food, no money, no home. Just the clothes on my back. My parents disowned me and kicked me out of the house, just because I like to dress like a girl."

Ratshovel said...

Oh I need it.....
can you believe I'm currently stuck on an all metal seat pan.....
makes the nuts cold after a short ride

Diesel said...

It's when you can't hear the bats, that's when you know the bats are coming.

Unknown said...

If I win the seat ...I'm buyin a p-pad...4 pleat to be exact

chavez said...

That thing would look sweet on on my rigid sporty.

JPP said...

Would look perfect on my 70's style Early Shovel build :)

e-mail for contact: piritek AT gmail.com

Throwback said...

If I was DR. Glory I'd rite something clever and win this seat hands down. But I'm not.

juan said...

Need to change the look of the 48. i think the seat is the first to go. Gonzo1308

Dave Jr. said...

I want to reach out
And touch the sky
I want to touch the sun
But I don't need to die

I'm gonna climb up
On the mountains of the moon
And find a distant man
A waving his spoon

I've crossed the ocean, turned everything
I found the crossing near a golden rainbow's end
I've been through magic and defied reality
I've lived a thousand years and it never bothered me

Got no religion
Don't need no friends
Got all I want
And I don't need to pretend

Don't try to reach me
'Cause I'd tear up your mind
I've seen the future
And I've left it behind

David Vandiver said...

Damn its FREE! CAN'T AFFORD IT. Will have to wait on the next bunch. Good Luck to the rest of you!

Chico said...

...Grissle Missle.

Unknown said...

Give me this seat and I'll ride it from Colorado to West By-Gawd Virginia and back. Range to Range, baybee.

Unknown said...

It was the blackest night
There was no moon in sight
You know the stars ain't shinin'
'Cause the sky's too tight
I heard the scarey wind
I seen some ugly trees
There was a werewolf honkin'
'Long the aide of me

I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy
Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me . . .
'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mystery

I noticed even the crickets
Was actin' weird up here
So I figured I might
Just drink a little beer
I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . "
But there was no reply
'Cause she was gone . . .

"Where's those titties I like so well,
'n' my godam beer!"
Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil, . .
He's about this big, . .

He had a red suit on
An' a widow's peak
An' then a pointed tail
'N like a sulphur reek
Yes, it was him awright,
I swear I knowed it was
He had some human flesh
Stuck underneath his claws
You know, it looked to me
Like it was titty skin
I said, "You sonofabifch!"
'Cause I was mad at him.
Well he just got out the floss
'N started cleanin' his fang
So I shot him with my shooter.

The sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away . . .
You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say?"
YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Yeah! titties 'n all!"
WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN? "Were the cans this tall?"
EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?"
SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true'.
"I can't complain when the checks come through . . ''
"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am fhe Devil,
Do you understand?
Just what will you give me for your titties and beer?
I suppose you noticed this little contract here, . ''

"You can't fool me, man . . . you ain't that bad . . .
I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had . . .
Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew too . . .
'n both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you . .

(improvised dialog)

"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think ...
I mean ... hold on a minute, boy . . . that's
Magic Ink!"

And then the Devil puked
'N out jumped m'girl
They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN'
All around the world, she said:

And then she gave us the finger,
It was rigid 'n stiff,
That's when the Devil, he farted
An' she went right over the cliff
The Devil was mad took off to my pad
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
I swear I do declare!
How did she get back there?
etc. repeat

fingers said...

fingers #1 wierdo in a really wierd world

chains said...

fingers crossed.

tiptopdadddy said...

Today is my lucky day.

Mitchell said...

Everybody loves the free shit!

a-bone said...

meat on my free seat, or feet on the street.


Jordan said...

Good girls bend at the knees, bad girls bend from the waist.

SUMO said...

i deserve a free seat just for force feeding tequila to one of your guys in san felipe

Dragoo-Huntaz Cyclaz said...

"So U built it, huh ??
Well... Why the hell don't ya ride it now ?!!!"

DHC, France

Anonymous said...

Hänschen Klein
ging allein
in die weite welt hinein

greets from germany

Mikey.yeah said...

A road-wary old biker walks into a saloon to have a cold beer after a long, dusty ride. At the end of the bar, he sees a rather good-looking "lady of the evening". She smiles at him and asks if he's looking for a good time. Well, having been some time since his last snarlin' he accepts. After agreeing on a price, she escorts him up to her room and they start humpin'. After about 10 minutes of furious banging the old biker asks:

"So babe, how am I doin'?"

She replies:

"You're doin' 3 "knots".

"3 knots?.... What's that mean?" replies the biker.

She said:

"You're NOT hard, you're NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back!"

Anonymous said...

party on wayne.

Greaser Mike said...

That's not a seat...that's a throne!

Brian said...

That's one fine seat. It will make an excellent addition to my balls.

kRussia said...

I am from Russia, what more do you want ?

Michael said...

OOOOOOOOOO this would be SO sick...sick marked by sickness

I'm gonna be sick....long night....please throw my name in the hat, hopefully I'll feel better by memorial day...the seat would def help that along I'm sure


Unknown said...

I won't even try to better the people above me, but I'll would like a crack at a free seat for my first, and current, build; a 52 Pan.

So for the love of all that is cushy; put my name in that bag...


Jan vd Asdonk

tjs@capitasnowboarding.com said...

bike rejects its seat
vinyl thin looking like shit
this all needs to change

tj s

mikey said...

whatd the leper say to the prostitute?

keep the tip!

Matt Jackson said...

America, fuck yeah.

Dirty Dan said...

You guys better have a damn big hat to draw out of...

antihero1976 said...

I look forward to my next trip to AZ! I'll make sure to stop by your shop on my bike.



Black Rob said...

Whats the mating call of the Georgia peach?

Sheiiit, Im drunk!

How are woemen and dogshit similar?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up!

Why did God Create yeaste infections?

So women would know what its like to live with an irritating cunt!

Adam said...

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off. Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."

"Harriet, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."

In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come to room 1217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?" Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively. George asked, "How much do you charge?" "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services." Even George was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25." Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can't believe it!" George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat
dinner." At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25?"

Shannon said...

What's the difference between jam n jelly?

You can't JELLY your dick down her throat!!!

Anonymous said...

mountain top

-BaRoN- said...

I'm feeling lucky today !

HG said...

Q-Big moron and a little moron sitting on a cliff, which one fell off first?

A-The big moron because the little moron was a little more on.

Travis F. said...

I brought no funny jokes
I brought no silly songs
but my bike frame is looking bare
and this seat is where my ass belongs!

August said...

How does your dykstra macuda nashigate on the pud tongue of your laladager.
Thats gonna look sweet on my pre-unit!

adam killion said...

not so much a joke, but an elementary school kid told one of my high school students that he looked goofy because he had a beard and mustache that don't meet. made me laugh

DENNIS said...


Unknown said...

An angry man calls his Doctor:
Doc, for all the good that enema did me I could have shoved it up my ass! Besides it tasted f*cking terrible!

I need a seat...Hook me up:)

Motorwolf said...

I know everyone has heard "2 in the pink and one in the stink",,,,here's a couple more gems in that vein.
2 in the mitt, 1 in the shit
2 in the cooter, 1 in the pooter
2 in the mud, 1 in the blood
2 in the humper, 1 in the dumper
It's a pretty fun game when you're drunk around the campfire.

Ivan said...

Give me that seat pussies.

Karl Stehn said...

got to be in it to win it!!!

VA Shane said...


Fireman Rick said...

just finishing up my first build and F***ed up my seat trying to put the leather on. a sweet looking seat would make the bike soooo much nicer.

flatspot said...

Vaginaless african girl rushed to emergency room and has baby. After some research its discovered the girl had been in the emergency room 9mon. earlier for a stabbing wound. X-boyfriend had supposedly stabbed girl while she was preforming oral sex on another male. semen was on the knife blade and impregnated the girl. true story

Sickleboy said...

( thats... Want The Seat )
I'm shinin' up my nuts now!

mikevoch66204@aol.com said...

That seat is the bee's knees!

80inshovel said...

A baby seal walks into a club....


eric.penrod said...

"Whats the first thing you gotta do before eating a bald pussy?.....................................................................peel the diaper back........


Unknown said...

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"

Chris said...

building a 78 that would love this on it!

Billyd said...

Even If I don't win the seat
I'll still think your work can't be beat

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